Spider-meh: Homecoming

Wednesday, July 12, 2017



Hello…again:

Spider-man: Homecoming faced a tough task: How do you make the 3rd reboot in a decade successful? Everyone’s already familiar with the character and his backstory. And if you mention Uncle Ben’s death one more time, you’re venturing dangerously close to Batman territory. Essentially, what do you do when the low hanging fruit’s already been plucked?
At the end of the day, there are two options: carbon copy what worked before or venture deeper into your own unique narrative. Every reboot, remake, sequel, and prequel faces this same dilemma. Whether it’s Ron Burgundy reuniting his news team or the sisterhood sharing a new pair of pants, the bottom line will always be safety versus creativity.

Welcome to the show:

Sony's answer to this riddle was…SHOW ME THE MONEY! They elected to shoehorn Spidey into Marvel’s money factory instead of allowing him to be his own unique personality.
I know, I know – we waited years to see the world famous web-slinger accept an invite to the spandex slumber party. Why rock the Staten Island ferry?
I acknowledge your fury, but here’s the point: studios will always produce films to the level of their audience’s expectations because that’s how they maximize profits. If we are just happy to see our favorite characters on screen and ignore the quality of the story, then we will get low quality movies that collect dust on the shelf.

Expecting more:

Compare that to the movies that inspire us, change us – the ones we truly dive into again and again; those world-changing films are worth more because they HAVE more. And the only way to get more is to EXPECT more.
So how do you construct a worthwhile sequel that progresses your narrative in a positive way? It comes down to three essentials: setup, setting, and character.

Setup:

He’s rubbed shoulders and traded punches with the greatest heroes in the world, but with the battle over just as quickly as it began, how does Peter Parker go back to his oh-so-ordinary life? Who is “everyday Spider-man”?
It’s a pretty solid setup and one of the strongest elements of the entire film. There’s a past, present, and future all built into the very DNA of the story. The audience is on board and invested in what happens next. So, how do we transition to the meat of the story?

Setting:

A good setting subconsciously whispers details to the viewer about a character and their plight. For instance, if a scene opens on a messy bedroom, you know the inhabitant is most likely single and leans toward lazy. Based on what you see, you know what to anticipate. Like when it’s your birthday, you can expect presents and once-a-year, awkward family phone calls.
So, after the introductory setup, where does Spidey spend his time?
Anywhere but NYC.
He bounces from a house party in the burbs, to a warehouse in Maryland, to the incredibly un-New York Washington Monument. Just a reminder, the setup supposedly established that the main theme of this movie is “who is ‘everyday Spider-man.’” On the other hand, the setting suggests that Parker is more jet-setting James Bond than friendly neighborhood Spidey.

Character:

The contradictory paradox folds in on itself yet again when you consider the final foundational element: character.
In short, this was not a Spider-man movie; rather, it was an Iron Man Jr. movie. Not only does he inherit his actual costumed identity from the elder Avenger, but the narrative itself shifts into a rehash of Iron Man 3 – does the suit make the man or the man make the suit? There was nothing truly unique or special connected with the personality of Peter Parker outside of high school awkwardness.
For those of you playing along at home, we are up to 3, that’s right, THREE wildly divergent concepts all vying for the title of main storyline. To be fair, each one of these ideas has the potential to guide a robust story; yet when they are packed into the same feature film, the competing themes tend to muddy the narrative instead of enhance it. The same character that exploded off the screen in Captain America: Civil War now wanders the wastelands of mediocre movies.

So what:

In the end, Sony and Marvel will count their millions as audiences amble on toward the next over-hyped summer blockbuster. The debate between safety and creativity will begin anew. And just in time for Christmas, Spider-man: Homecoming will take its place on DVD shelves and Netflix cues, but it will gather only dust instead of value.


Expect more. Let’s take back art.

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